It has been founded suddenly
Once, in a talk to a neighbour from the other country, an amazing thing was found out: they think that our cat Rechepaha is their cat Snickers.
Two questions appeared here:
- Has the neighbour not noticed the collar on the cat, and the fact that he is castrated?
- How should we treatRechepaha now? Repress for the betrayal? Or award for saving country’s food stocks?
After many long assemblies with thecitizens involved, it was decided to:
Promote Rechepaha and appoint him as the head of the Foreign Intelligence. If he’s implicitly received in other countries (not even looking at his (absent) balls – and this is the highest level of conspiration!), if he is trusted there (and, by the looks of it, he is feeding not only of the closest neighbouring country, but even of the further ones) – let Schtirlits’ job last!
(Tariverdiev’s music playing here)