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Location:

Europe, Ukraine, Crimea, Feodosiya, street. Basseynaya

Features:

The total area is 0.075 HA

Local time - Greenwich - 2.45 hours

Close to the subtropical climate.

Government structure:

Kafania is a democratic country, a republic with a parliament and a president. However, a hardcore matriarchy rules the country.

 

National holidays:

Summer meeting (last Saturday of May), The middle of summer (second Saturday of June), Summer seeing off (last Saturday of August).

 

President:

Honorary president was elected for life term, she doesn;t have a big role in republic's pilitics. She is now honorably resting. She lives beyond Kafania's borders, but sometimes visits the country. She like feeding all citizens of Kafania - and they don't really resist her.

 

Prime-minister:

ПремьерWas once elected for life term with all the rights and full power - from passing the laws to punitive actions. Following the constitution, written by her, she passes her power to the chosen succesor. She rewrites the constitution couple of times a year, when she is bored. Everyone obeys the Prime-minister, loves her and respects (or pretend to, which is almost the same).

 

The mayor of Kafahouse:

The summer mayor of the capital was elected for life term, and organizes summer parties and tomfoolery. At non-summer time lives in Moscow colony. She is responsible for the demografic boom and yet she has been managing it.

Mayor's husband was elected in winter 2011. He brings diversity to the country, when he is in it - he is the only man to whom Prime-minister can entrust her drill. He brought a strange coffee stone to the country.

 

Ministers:

Foreign minister was elected for life term. She travels everywhere and hands in certificates, drawn by herself. Minister has 4 citizenships and likes cats very much.She also likes martlets, karate and Minister of Defence.

 

 

Minister of Defence  was elected for life term (like everyone else). He rules th Defence of Kafania, working as Head of National Bank at the same time, guarding and increasing national currency. Also he works as Head of Borderguard. At summer time works as a barman, but not as frequently as before.

 

Министр без портфеляMinister in no charge is a job appointed by Prime-minister. Minister in no charge is the youngest sitizen of our country, who doesn't know what charge is.

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National flag of Kafanii National flag of Kafanii
The freedom of speech:
- complete.
Unregular newspaper print.
The rights of sexual minorities are not defined because there are no sexual minirities in Kafania.
Population:
7 people, 1 dog, 1 always pregnant female cat, 1 male cat.
Demography:
0-15 years - 42,8%
15-60 years - 42,8%
more than 60 years - 14,3%
Women - 57,1%
Men - 42,9%
Religion:
- No common national religion.

Identification name - KAF
Capital - Kafahouse
Citizen's nationality - Kafanian.
Official language: Russian, Ukrainian dialect
Military draft:
- at own will; everyone is forcibly taught shooting pneumatic weapons from 7 years onwards.
Currency:
Vinchka, or vine cork. 1 vinchka = $0.20