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Corporal Dog. Once upon a time he was brought to the country as a terrier, but as he grew, he proved himself as a true breed! At childhood he was free and was called Rex, - but only before he made a couple of crimes, like eating all the hyathinths. Since that time he is in service of army (armycan fix a man!) and at present time is a corporal and head of boarder guard service. Serves on the south of the country and lives in a baraque. Sometimes he is freed and very happy of it. He is friendly, eats everything (except for boiled onions) understands all the commands but doesn't obey them. Likes national holidays, as kind foreigners who come to the country on those holidays share food with him. This doesn't count as a bribe.

 

КошкаТревожные котята Cat. She is the oldest representitive of Kafania's fauna - she is 8 years old. Throughout her life she has given birth to 62 kittens - about 3 kittens 3 times a year, all of those were given to kind people. Last three years she gives birth only to boys, coulored from grey to black, very fluffy. Cat is not in service of Kafania's army, lives as she wants. She was seen stealing food from the neighbour country: in September she came to the country with a packet in her mouth, - in the packet were two fish. Cat is cheeky, sometimes hits guests with her claws. She is friendly-neutral to Corporal Dog.

 

 Кот РечепахаCat Rechepaha. Cat's son. He began living in our country in 2010 by a mistake: kittens, born in spring, were given away, but Rechepaha hid from the selling on the territory of the neighbouring country. In autumn he returned to Kafania, but his age was unsutable for legal emmigration. He was left in the country because of his very loud rumbling. Castrated, is not in service of the country. He is the only representative of fauna who is allowed to sometimes live in the capital of country and sleep there where he wants (usually in Commander in Chief's appartment). He prefers meat as his food. Made friends with Corporal Dog when hunting on a spy-rat together, whom they departed back. He is in difficult  relations with Cat - not looking on that she is his mother, sometimes it all ends in a fight.

 

Еж ХендехохHedgehog Hendehoh. He started living in our country in summer 2011 for fighting the grape snails. He was immediately given job of head of Kafania's Security Service and rank of major. His immediate rise in power made him a bit crazy - he started checking everything and everywhere. Every night he without rest got round the countries borders, checked the Border Guard Service and so on - but once he disappeared. The prime minister made him "wanted" but with no  result. About three weeks later she had a dream: Hendehoh in a dark place with just enough room for him. She had a thought about an outdoors toilet (the one with no water, just a hole in concrete). And yes, he was there. But true majors don't surrender, even when living in shit: he was alive, but very skinny, as he fed on slimes down there. The vet said that three-week limbo hadn't harmed him very much. After this he started receiving double sour-cream and chicken ratio. He made friends with Dog and is neutral to Rechepaha and Cat. Downwards there is a video about how he is fed and washed.

Major Hendehoh died 19th may 2012 when he ate poisoned cartepillars. The country will not forget it's hero.

 

улиткиSnails. There are very many grape snails in our country. Not very many grapes, but (what a paradox!) - very many snails. They are (were) Major Hendehoh's food. They also participate in our national entertaining program: snail race.

 

 

Swallows. They accidently came to our country in 2010. They made a nest in a garage on the east of the country, and no one was mean enough to kick them out. They fly away in the winter, but return in the end of April. They nested 6 nestlings. Despite the popular myth, they allow to touch their nestlings.

 

Редкий паукInsects. There are a lot of them, especially spiders. Big and fat ones, home ones with long legs, small ones with strange colour pattern in their backs. There are some giant ones, but they are not dangerous. No one likes spiders, no matter there has never been neither useful or bad things done by them. Major Hendehoh destroyed them when he could.

There are also a lot of cocroaches in our country. A lot of them in the garden, and in the warmer time of the year they try to capture Kafahouse. Some of them do get inside. But they immediately get into chemical barrier and in the morning they lie on their backs just about moving.  We didn't call cocroaches into our house! There are also flies, mosquitoes and bees, but they are all foreigners and illegal emmigrants. We don't try to fight them because we feel too lazy.

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